Tuesday, January 11, 2011

An Unleashed Tongue

Mothers, teachers and other such know-it-alls have often told me to "hold my tongue". But in this crazy-ass world of ne'er-do-wells, parolees and reality television, I am obliged to hold no more.  I feel an urgent need swell up through my loins telling me, nay demanding me, to spout my disdain, distaste and discontent with my fellow human.  However, I will begin this blog on a positive note. I have noticed through my travels that I don't see as many 'Fever Blisters' on people as I used to. Do you think BLISTEX has been improved or is it just that we have become a better looking people as a whole? I hope you will join me as I ramble, rant, and utter profound truths all with a unleashed tongue.

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