Glass Houses

People we have got to calm down a tad.  Take a deep breath, stop and smell the flowers, take a chill pill people.  We are at each others throats here.  Come on, what happen to love thy neighbor?  Turn the other cheek?  Do unto others as you would do unto your own...or whatever they say.  We are screaming at the top of our lungs, veins bulging out of our thick short necks...while we are pointing the big, all righteous finger at the other guy, all the while yelling names and innuendo that ought to be reserved for school yard tussles and bar room brawls. So let us find a more civilized way to communicate our differences and displeasure with each other.  So CUT IT THE @"*# OUT!  Or I'm callin' a cop!


Jeez Louise, look at you, ding-dong chewin', mud-slingin' red neck , narrow-minded,  under-schooled, holier than thou ares.  You can't draw a line in the sand and say with dogmatic certainly (like you love to do) that the guys on the other side of the line are the bad guys, the ne'er-do-wells, the rabble rousers, the no-good-sons-of-a-guns that are causing all the grief, strife and dishevelment of the status quo.

It has never been that easy.

There are not just two kinds of people.  The 'good' and the 'bad'.  The 'you guys' and the 'them guys'.  The 'dumb' and the 'dumber' guys.  It's just not that simple.  Hell, look around the room at your next family reunion.  I guarantee you'll see a United Nations of boobs, goobers and misfits.  Folks that will make our city council look like a photo shoot of last years Nobel Prize winners. 

We are constantly blaming the other guy for our troubles. 

We love to dismiss our fellow humans over today's latest most pressing ailment as some newspaper hack, a radio talk show whack-off, or a slack jaw TV commentator.  It's always the other guys, the ones on the other side of the line in the sand, that spread the rumors, the plagues, the blunders, the wet diapers of of our life, so to speak.

The last few  days I have compiled a list of  these blunders of evolution.  These oarsman of the proverbial canoe up a creek.  These mindless clueless scourges of society.

According to our news media the following list of folks are the real hang nails of our society.  The pimples on our otherwise blemish free faces.  These folks have earned themselves a place in negative news stories and reports.  And everybody knows that if you are mentioned in a negative news story you are that day's buffoon, leech or worse.

So beware of, and feel free to verbally molest until the cows come home, the following:

TSA AGENTS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, POT DISPENSARIES, COUNTY SUPERVISORS, PEOPLE WHO RECEIVED A PAY RAISE, PEOPLE WHO GAVE THOSE  PEOPLE A PAY RAISE,  TURKS AND KURDS, THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT OF  TUNISIA, RETIREES (EARLY OR OTHERWISE),  BULLIES, GAYS, TRANS-GENDERS (MARRIED OR UNMARRIED), OIL PRODUCERS, OIL CONSUMERS, OLD TEACHERS, STUDENT TEACHERS, OBESE FAT PEOPLE, REALLY SKINNY PEOPLE,  STUDENTS THAT ARE SCHOOLED AT HOME,  PARENTS THAT WORK AT HOME, CAREER CRIMINALS, PAROLEES, PEOPLE WHO MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK, A GIRL NAMED SNOOKIE, HOMELESS MEN WITH GOLDEN VOICES, CRAZY MEN WITH GUNS, A GOLDEN GLOBE EMCEE WITH CAUSTIC HUMOR,  CHILDREN FROM THE LOINS OF EX-GOVERNORS OF ALASKA, NATIONAL HEALTH CARE, FOLKS THAT CLOG OUR EMERGENCY ROOMS, PROPOSED SPEED RAIL LOCATIONS, AND PEOPLE THAT BLOG CRAP ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!