A few observations that popped into my noggin as I was tossing and turning last night
I'm as tall as I used to be, just a tad wider.
When dining out the knights of the round table almost always asked for a corner booth.
King Lear had squinty menacing eyes.
Yo-Yos were first call Down-Ups.
In one week Mary lost her lamb, her marbles, her virginity, her car keys and her life savings. Lucky for Mary her head was attached.
Dr. Oz has patients that look a tad green.
Edgar Allen Poe wore Tap Tap Tap shoes.
While on vacation down under, a dingo stole my baby, my rental car and my passport.
Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson are staring in the remake of
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Egyptian President Mubarek was heard last night crying for his mummy.
When a really rich person fails at something, we say he couldn't cut the Grey Poupon.
The worst karaoke singers come from Singapore.
There should be a law prohibiting a fat head from marrying a dumb ass.
Instead of a presidential library George Bush is building a really nice storage unit for his DVDs.
What do you get when you cross a private eye with a candy bar and a TV reality star?
........A snoop snicker snookie.
Orson Welles was a theatre in the round.
Have you noticed how little water gets on you while channel surfing.
Lindsey Lohan is the Guinness Book of World Records for driving the most nails into her own coffin.
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